Saturday, January 10, 2009

Happy New Year 2009

from a friend

Happy New Year 2009

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.

Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.

Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.

Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.

And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!

I think 2009 will be even better:

Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will:

balance the budget,

revive the economy,

solve the real estate problem,

solve the auto industry problem,

solve our gas/alternative energy problem,

stop the fires and mudslides in California,

ban hurricanes and tornadoes,

stop identity theft,

reverse global warming,

find Osama,

solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict,

get rid of corruption in government

and achieve world peace .

Then on the 7th day, He will rest.

My best wishes for 2009.............and remember:

"The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else."

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